Recap: The Bachelorette Week 9

Week 9 (Air Date 7.25.16)

We wasted no time this week and went right into where we left off. Our first rose goes to Jordan.. go figure. Rose number 2 goes to Robby and the last and final rose goes to…Chase.  Bachelorette Nation did NOT see this coming. Luke is just a dumbfounded as we all are. This is so painful. Why do I feel like I just got broken up with? So, like, Jordan and Robby have both been exposed as cheaters and shitty boyfriends. Do we feel bad for JoJo when either of them cheats on her?

Since my #1 has been kicked off I’m team Chase now. #teamchase

Off to Thailand for three nights in the fantasy suite. Our first date is with Robby. Robby doesn’t do it for me. I’m not sure if it’s his hair or his face or his personality, but he kind of sucks. I don’t want to side with Chad here, but, like, he said it all.

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Robby is super intense. He like REALLY loves “Joelle”. He wants to be that guy that is late to work because of her and rushes home early from work to get to her. Cute, but barf. Can we sign a petition to bring Luke back and get rid of Robby? Anyways, JoJo gives him the option for the fantasy suite and he happily accepts. Perhaps this will be his first time sleeping with a woman.

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Jordan is up next and JoJo is looking extra hot because, duh she loves Jordan the most. They head on a pretty intense hike up a mountain and end up in a beautiful temple inside a cave. No kissing inside the temple so this was the most PG date they’ve had all season. Fast forward to dinner where Jordan says he doesn’t know what his next year is going hold. I totally get JoJo’s uncertainty about that answer because you want someone who wants to be with you. 

Jordan accepts his invitation to the fantasy suite. Yes or No, is this the first time they’ve had sex? I want to say no. Jordan is super pumped the next morning because they “took a big step in the right direction”. Barf.

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Time for Chase. Chase is like a new man today. He’s full of energy and humor. THIS IS THE CHASE WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. He’s so funny and cute. Gah I definitely like him more than JoJo does. 

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Chase is sweating so bad at dinner it makes him look even more nervous. It’s like expressing his feelings is making him sweat. He’s never done this before. HA. Chase also accepts his invitation to the fantasy suite and tells JoJo he loves her. She doesn’t feel the same and takes a minute to herself. At this point, I hate JoJo. Chase has finally opened up after her forcing him to do this and now she is going to let him go. Literally 10 minutes after he confesses his feelings, she lets him go. I 100% get his feelings of embarrassment and hurt. I am not team JoJo anymore.

 

 

I’m just going to sum up this next part with a series of my own tweets…

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Correction, this is the Chase we’ve been waiting for all season.

Ok. Deep Breath. I’m over JoJo. She sucks. Jordan sucks. Robby sucks. Everyone but Chris Harrison sucks. Moving onto the rose ceremony.. 

Just as JoJo is saying her bullshit about letting Chase go.. Chase appears! He is a nice guy and apologizes to JoJo for how things ended and then disappears off into the forrest, never to be seen again… until he’s the bachelor. I’m calling it now. 

Robby and Jordan get their roses. It’s boring AF. May not be even tuning in next week because I’m over JoJo. Bye Bach Nation.

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    1. My bracket has been shattered with the loss of Luke. I guess I’ll try again next season! Your bracket is killing it though, only missed two so far all season!

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